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Dirty Pictures on the Internet

 

I’ve got to thank you for that picture that you emailed me today. The one with zucchini planted firmly between your legs. And for the IM you sent me last Saturday. I never knew anyone could do that while they were cooking eggs.

Boobs are cool, and yours, they rule. I really feel like I’m a fool, to discourage you from the things that you do. I really appreciate photographs while you masturbate. I just want to shoot straight before you anticipate something more than I can participate. I just hope that I’m not too late. Even though I think that your tits are great, if you think we’re going to date, I’ve got to say this may not be going your way. Because…

Dirty pictures on the internet often lead to a bit of regret.

You’re not the kind of girl that I would bring home to mother. And if we were together, I’m sure that I’d always wonder if you were sending emails like this off to another. We can be friends with benefits. But we can’t be lovers. You’re just not the kind of girl that I would bring home to meet my mother. Because…

Dirty pictures on the internet often lead to a bit of regret.

Thank you for sending me those pictures of you while you pee. Nothing is left to the imagination as far as I can see. I am trepidatious about going through with this, so let me first compliment you on using your entire fist.

 

 

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