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You don’t know my name? Well, let me introduce myself.

My name is Salamone. I rock the microphone. I’ll rock your body nonstop until your mom comes home, and when your mom comes home, we’re going to get it on. I’m going to bang your mom until the break of dawn. Because I’m a white boy, that she’ll enjoy. I’ve got an army of groove, that I’m ready to deploy. I’ve got an army of groove and I’m ready to attack. So get your booty in check, it’s time to shake that ass. I got the funk in my pocket. I’m mixing up the medicine. I’m toking on the pipe just to ease my head again. I got the funk, so what you going to do?

My name is Salmone. This introduction is through.