Speed Gamble, Part-time Zombie Hunter. He fucks up zombies, and then your mother. Even at 80 he’s fighting the undead and then satisfying your mama in her bed. Because he’s Speed Gamble, Part-time zombie hunter.
You’ve got zombies, who do you need? Speed!
The same man your momma needs in her sheets.
Has the undead left you in shambles? You know who you need? Speed Gamble!
Speed Gamble might be an old man, but nobody fights zombies the way that he can. A full time brother, a full time lover, but Speed Gamble is a part-time zombie hunter.
© Michael Salamone – Salatone Recordings – Michael Salamone Publishing