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The Vasectomy Song

You keep hinting that you want a baby and it’s time to start a family, but I have a different idea, if you’ll let me,

instead we could have a vasectomy!

Instead of spending the next 18 years working towards our consumer casket, we could go out and see the world. Girl, we could have it all.

All I’m saying is instead of kids, let’s go out and get a snip. Life is what we make of it, and I chose you.

Your clock is going tick, tick, but mine is moaning snip, snip. Let my reproductive organ take the hit. Life’s an adventure, baby, let’s experience it, sans kids.

Just in case we change our minds, we can put some sperm on ice. It’s not that I’m anti life, I just prefer yours and mine.

You’re the most important part of my life, can’t you see,
and I’m just not ready to share you with anybody.

Either way we can throw the condoms away, and do what comes naturally, We don’t have to plan it out like we did last week.

You keep hinting that you want a baby and it’s time to start a family. I’ll do whatever you want me to do, but I’d prefer a vasectomy. Instead of making a baby. Girl, will you have my vasectomy?

 

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