You can’t order breakfast from a stripper,
except for in a daylight hour.
Some people work second jobs,
One is always more exciting than the other.
Larry’s screaming for muffins again .
Chocolate Chip pancakes have been ordered.
Disco dancing in an old dive bar,
The Bartender looks like Sha Na Na.
Jimmy Carter is on the urinal cake.
They must have ordered these fuckers by the case.
before the death of the Shah
And Magnum P. I. saved the day.
Put more Blondie on the jukebox.
The Legion of Doom just got away.
I’ll tell you what my preference is
If you get all those references
Even though most were inside jokes
I wish for golden Cavendish
Lit from a boat just off the beach
Order another round of those
Shots with ingredients you don’t know
Then, when our cheeks are aglow
We’ll teach these ape men here how to dance
Dance, Monkey. Dance!
Jimmy Carter is on the urinal cake.
They must have ordered these fuckers by the case.
Before the death of the Shah.
The death of Sha Na Na.
© Michael Salamone – Salatone Recordings – Michael Salamone Publishing
