So, you want to be a supervillain?
Well, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve got a better “retirement plan”
Than thosr science dorks at AIM
We own all the media,
You’ll get premium cable for free.
But if you meet Captain America
you have to shoot him
between the eyes for me.
You’ll never pay taxes again
because IRS is us.
You know that election coming up?
We own all the candidates but one.
So, if you want to be a bad guy
I think that you will agree
Hail Hydra. Come join the oligarchy.
Hail Hydra. Join and see.
We’re the best in villainy.
So, are your ready to sign on the dotted line?
All this and more can be yours if you aren’t afraid to die.
Because, as we’re prone to sayings around here:
Hail Hydra.
You’ll see.
© Michael Salamone – Salatone Recordings – Michael Salamone Publishing
